Aww, how cute. What a wonderful moment of father-son bonding between Orlando and Flynn Bloom. What a nice …
I’m sorry. I can’t go on.
Flynn’s mismatched stripes are one thing. This child wears so many stripes, it was only a matter of time before he doubled up. (Sometimes you can’t excuse the choice, but you can at least explain it.)
But Orlando’s green pants … I don’t even know what to say. Those are only appropriate if you are going to a Halloween party dressed as a post-foreclosure Tinkerbell.
Also, sand creeps me out.
WHY THOSE PANTS